Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question
The press secretary explained the president's economic policy by talking about something called a 'grapewood straab.'
View ArticleUSDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical...
A deputy assistant at the Department of Agriculture speaks truth to power, condemning proposed changes in Idaho's potato output pricing structure.
View ArticlePresident To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule
The press secretary tells reporters that before the president can defeat the monster, he'll have to defeat his greatest enemy of all: his own doubts.
View ArticleCongress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony
Rep. Cummings (D-VA) wants to mark Obama’s historic inauguration with an intricately choreographed dance piece of his own creation.
View ArticleCongressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
Rep. Gregory White (D-NH) tearfully asks forgiveness for the degrading and sinful acts he is about to engage in.
View ArticleCongressman’s War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed
Rep. David Whittle (D-VA) speaks passionately about how his son, who died in Iraq, would have loved to see this appropriations bill passed.
View ArticleTreasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All U.S. Dollars
Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.
View ArticleCongressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing
Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son.
View ArticleCongressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor
Rep. McCullough cannot even fathom the amount of contempt you'd have to hold for Congress, the American people to do something so inconsiderate.
View ArticleCongresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.
Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all.
View ArticleBREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS
Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.
View ArticleFord Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
View ArticleRep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On First Lady Last Night
Rep. Bruce Durant proposes a bill protecting anyone who who may have had a little too much to drink at a White House event and called Michelle Obama a "beautiful queen."
View ArticleNASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018.
View ArticleFilming Of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Meeting
Rep. Cummings (D-VA) vows to ignore the haters and rise above the drama during the filming of his new reality series.
View ArticleDEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room
DEA Official Stephen Lovejoy says Matt Lovejoy was found in possession of 1/8th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the law and his Mother.
View ArticleLive Feed: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner
Live O-SPAN coverage of the 75th annual dinner with a special awards presentation to the crew who tirelessly buffed every inch of the White House State Floor this past winter.
View ArticleCongressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night
The bipartisan group of representatives who submitted the emergency bill late last night say they stand by it, though they don't completely remember all of the details.
View ArticleCongress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises
In June 1924 Representative Oliver Shaker (D) condemned government inaction on the issue of publicly exposed horse penis and proposed a law which would federallyr equire horses to wear modesty dresses.
View ArticleO-SPAN Classic: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica
In this O-SPAN clip from 1963, the CIA explains that the accidental overthrow was due to "a little miscommunication" while overthrowing some nearby Central American countries.
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